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lyrics

read your tweets really neat
you're so special and unique
think it's gooch to the roots
but you're nothin like me
took your friends in mom's minivan
down to the mall
saw the kids from 'cross town and you punked em all

'cause that's how you roll
you're such an old soul
that's how you roll
congratulations! you're ordinary

back in school you're a fool
like your friends think you're cool?
at the party last night
drank the punch it was spiked
they showed your prick on your own instagram
hashtag lookhowsmall
even when you think it's tight they're bustin your balls

and that's how you roll
you're such an old soul
that's how you roll
congratulations! you're ordinary

regular joe

but i got a friend who's cooler than the cat
who's livin with the rat
who's cooler then the mailman walkin on your street
who's cooler than your mom
who's sleepin with the janitor
moppin up the shit
and they're all cooler than you

mr. regular joe

credits

from The Universal Language LP, released November 21, 2019
Stephen Piemonte - vocals/guitar
Shawn Betz - bass
Matt Boyle - guitar
Matt Shernoff - drums
Andrew Donaghy - saxophone
Jakki Roberts - vocals
Lara DeCosta - vocals
Neil Patterson - sample
Recorded at CPR Studio by Stephen Piemonte
Mixed by Ted Richardson at Ted Audio

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Bong Hits For Jesus Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Bong Hits For Jesus is equal parts rock, funk, reggae, hip hop, and punk. Taking its eyebrow-raising name from a Supreme Court Free Speech case, the band stands for freedom of speech, self-expression, legalization, and having fun!

They have performed alongside numerous acts including Sublime w/ Rome, Cypress Hill, Pepper, Slightly Stoopid, and have performed numerous festivals throughout the US.
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